What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:18
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
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Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Then came..
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do people really have sex with animals?
Unacceptable again!
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
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Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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